Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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