yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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