I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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