My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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