There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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