not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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