Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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