The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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