Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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