yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
tell me about the fingering
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