yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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