Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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