you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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