grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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