I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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