How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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