? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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