Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
