was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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