can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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