I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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