it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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