Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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