I heard we made out
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize
