It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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