that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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