went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Hippo gnu deer
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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