? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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