I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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