If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Can I color on your dick again?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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