i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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