glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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