GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
