where am i from again
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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