am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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