are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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