i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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