Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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