he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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