she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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