i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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