He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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