Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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