the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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