Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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