Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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