What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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