Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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