What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
