Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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