So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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