It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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