maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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