This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
